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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    N.S.E.O.P.F.F.

    Non sexist, equal opportunity, for the people who fight fire.

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      I've got a fire they can help put out by putting out.
       
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      I did say equal opportunity... You never know who may respond to your call for help.

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      I've never known a woman who was ready to leave in thirty seconds, for what it's worth.
       
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    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    What about one who looks ready to go in about thirty seconds?

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      Knowing where it is, and figuring out how to get in are two different things.:O_o:
       
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    I'm all for having her warm up the engine before taking her for a ride. No one likes a dry dipstick.
     
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      Somehow I don't think that would be a problem.
       
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      Or WD40.
       
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    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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      This reminds me of a saying that was used a lot in the engineering factory where I did my centre lathe apprenticeship.

      "If it doesn't move; fuck it. If it does move; hit it until it doesn't then fuck it."

      It took me a while to realise that a maintenence engineer only needs two tools. A hammer and an adjustable spanner.
       
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      Nice artwork on that piece of art.
       
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      Uh! Oh! She needs to learn how to write songs other than guys leaving her? Like songs about a gay guy staying around? Or another about 500 ways to lose a boyfriend?
       
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      I didn't want to like this post, but...
       
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    I have @wantsomefun 's next Birthday present all picked out and ready to wrap.:p

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      You're such a sweetie!
       
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      dirtyoldman.jpg Dirty old men yes, yes we are
       
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    Thou needest spiritual guidance, wench, lest the temptations of Satan overtake you. I'll see you in my study for private counseling every day after morning devotions. A proper caning on your sinful buttocks may be in order, and we may have to bathe parts of you to purify you.
     
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  20. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    They can be washed.

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      Washy the titties everyone can see on the girlie. :boobs:
       
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