HARRY POTTER AND THE ASSES OF FIRE
Larry Moen Curley

Head master Dumbledore stood in the center of his large oak paneled office and looked very dissapointedly at the three students that Hagrid had brought in to him.

"So," Dumbledore said to the huge man, "you caught the three of them at it again?"

"Yes, Sir. Going at it like scalded monkeys they were. On the floor in young Harry's room this time.

The three kids looked down nervously at the floor as the two elders spoke about them.

"What... exactly did you see them doing?" the head master asked.

"Well, Sir. They had young Hermione on her hands and knees between the two of them. Her skirt was pulled up on her back and her knickers were down at her knees and both the boys' trousers and underpants were down as they knelt before her and behind her. Young Harry here was balls deep in the girl's little quim and she was sucking master Weasley's hardened tallywacker in her mouth."

"What did you do about it, Hagrid?"

"What COULD I do, Sir? I watched them for a time. They were paying me no attention. Didn't even know that I had come in the room. The two lads had their eyes closed tight and it seems as though they were REALLY enjoyin' the pleasures of young Miss Granger's supple body."

"Did they say anything?"

"Yes, Sir. Young Harry said... now let me remember the words.. 'Fuck, Ron! I'm cumming!' and young Weasley moaned, 'I am too, Harry! Suck! Suck me really hard, Hermione, and eat my sperms!'... Sir."

"Is that true, girl?" Dumbledore spoke to Hermione now. "Did you eat his sperm?"

"Yes, Sir," she answered in a low voice. "I ate his sperm as fast as his hard tinkler fed it to me." She looked up at the head master now, a glint of a tear in her eye. "I had to. Harry was cumming deep in my pussy and his spewing hardness felt so good inside me that I was cumming too... for all I was worth."

Dumbledore held up his age-wrinkled hand. "Okay," he said calmly. "This isn't the first time the three of you have been caught fornicating here at Hogwarts..."

"Please, Sir," Harry Potter said now. "Don't tell our parents."

"I'm not going to do that, young Potter," Dumbledore said now. "I'm going to handle the discipline myself."

"Can you wait until Spring, Sir?" Hermione asked the old man.

And then Dumbledore began to reply in a voice that was almost like singing, "Spring was never waiting for us girl. It ran one step ahead as we followed in the dance. Between the parted pages and well pressed in love's hot, fevered iron like a striped pair of pants..."

Hagrid made a loud, throat clearing sound that stopped Dumbledore's half-hearted wallering in mid note. "Sir? You're singing that God-awful park song again."

"Oh. Sorry, Hagrid. Where was I?"

"Here in your office, Sir. And you were about to deal discipline to these three."

"Yes. I remember," he said to the large man and then he looked at the three teenagers and said, "Now then. I want you two boys to turn around and unbuckle your belts and drop your pants and bend over. And Hermione... I want you to turn and pull your panties down and hike up your lovely plaid skirt."

All three of the kids reluctantly did exactly as the head master instructed them.

"Hagrid?" Dumbledore called to him.

"Yes, Sir?"

"I want you to take your trousers down and get behind young Miss Granger here and fuck her hard, okay?"

"Fuck her, Sir?"

"Yes, Hagrid. You must hold her by her young, developing hips and fuck her hard and cruel-like. We must punish her and teach her that sex isn't all just pleasure."

"Yes, Sir!" Hagrid replied, unfastening the rope that he wore for a belt and letting his trousers fall to his feet. He was already hard from what he had seen and from seeing young Hermione now, bent over with her tender ass and wet pussy exposed. Hagrid's cock was a huge, ten inches and already oozing as he stepped behind her and worked it at her sex opening.

"That's it. Shove it in her hard, Hagrid!"

And he did and Hermione gasped as the huge man thrust himself fully up into her.

"Fuck her now. Fuck her HARD!"

And Hagrid grasped her hips between his huge hands and began to push and grunt and rutt and thrust deep into the small girl, causing her to gasp and grunt and pant and cry as he went deep into her.

Dumbledore stepped to in front of her now and lifted the robes that he wore, exposing the fact that his old, grizzled cock was standing erect and full and dripping with his pre-cum. "Suck it, child," he said as he stroked her hair. "Suck me like you did young Weasley."

Having no choice, Hermione took the old man's cock into her mouth and began to lick and suck it, making it even harder and causing it to leak even more acrid-tasting excited juices.

"That's it, girl," the head master encouraged, "suck. Suck my cock... yes. You're so good at it, little one. Suck and make me cum. Yes. Yes. Suck harder, child. Use your tongue... right there... go deep... deeper."

Then old Dumbledore grasped the young girl's head with both his hands and gasped, "I'm cumming! I'm cumming, girl! Eat it! Eat my sperm!"

And Harry and Weasley could both see and hear their feminine, little friend sucking and swallowing the head master's sexual deposit just as Hagrid called out, "AAaaah I'm spunking into the young lass! Aaah! Ahh! That feels so good in her tight, little quim!"

Once they had calmed, each man pulled back from the girl and Hagrid watched as his deposit appeared at her pussy opening and dripped down her thighs and to the floor.

"Now," Dumbledore spoke as he stepped to his desk and picked up a cricket bat. "It's time to punish you naughty boys."

Harry and Ron's hearts beat fast as the old man stepped behind them with the bat. There was a loud crack sound as Dumbledore brought the huge paddle hard against Harry's exposed cheeks. Then another crack as Weasley's cheeks were hit. Then a loud slap as Harry took a second paddle and a third and then two more for Weasley.

"There," Dumbledore said, out of breath as he looked at the reddened ass cheeks before him. "Go," he commanded, "and sin no more!"

All three, rubbing their asses behind them, walked out of the head master's office and stopped, looking at each other.

"What will we do now?" Weasley asked.

"Let's go to Hermione's room and fuck."

"Okay," Hermione giggled and the three ran happily down the Hogwarts hall.

 

I thought it was funny.

 

thanks, kid. i meant it that way. i posted it in the stories section and am awaiting validation by the weekend.

 

this story is now in the story section for you to check out. it's an updated version. please give it a read and your positive rating.

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DonB9033 has killed it off already with a negative rating but that's his opinion and I can't kick.

let me know what YOU think, okay?

 

bumping this for some comments and reads. anyone?

 

Read it on the site, refreshing change.

 

Ok, I was glad to find out that this was supposed to be a parody story. In that light, it was fairly good. I would definitely keep at it. As my gf is a "dramione" fan, so I have read alot of HP fanfics. Some good, most weren't. lol

Things I liked: the humorous aspect, a good writing style and knowledge of slang. I know some brit slang, but not all that you used. Even if they are made up, they "sounded" authentic to me, a lowly uninformed yank.

Things that didn't work for me:
Setup - I wasn't expecting this to be a parody, so I was not getting past the characters acting so completely out of character without any reason. From reading responses of other HP fanfic readers, I will guess that this will be your biggest complaint. "But Hermione would never do that!" etc. Either find a way to let the reader know right away that this is a parody (without saying this is a parody), or you will need to give circumstances for the choices and actions... But then you lose some of the shock humor.
Lack of detail - Though we all have the books and movies to fall back upon for looks, setting etc, you shouldn't get into the habit on relying on other people's works to provide detail.

 

L.M.C. Regardless of the length of it you should have posted it in the joke section. It would get lots of negatives like all the jokes do, but at least it would get reads.

 

LOL my gf said to watch accuracy. Even parodies should strive to be as accurate as possible. IE... Harry asking if Dumbledore was going to tell their parents... Harry is an orphan.

 

Harry Potter story, good

 

definitely needs to be continued..good work

 

thanks so much! harry lives on!

 

i dont like harry potter he is gay so i vote nay

 

what makes wilbur such a flaming asshole?

 

funny